Thursday, 9 July 2015

Eurodome! Two men enter, one man leaves

With the Greek negotiations fast becoming one of face saving excercise for both Germany and Greece, Schäuble and Tsipras are becoming the competitors in the Mad Max Thunderdome. Two men enter, one man leaves.





Welcome to another edition of Eurodome!

Announcer -Listen on! Listen on
This is the truth of it.
Fighting leads to killing,
and killing gets to warring.
And that was damn near
the death of us all.
Look at us now, busted up
and everyone talking about the end of the Eurozone.

But we've learned by the debt
of them all. Eurotown's learned.
Now when men get to fighting,
it happens here.
And it finishes here.

Two men enter, one man leaves.
And right now,
I've got two men.
Two men with a gut full of fear.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. . .
. . .dying time's here!

He's the ball cracker.
Financial Death!.
You know him. You love him!
He's Schäuble

The challenger,
Direct from out of the Wasteland.
He's bad. He's beautiful.
He's crazy!
It's Mad Alex !

Eurodome's simple. Get to the
money, use it anyway you can.
I know you won't break the rules.
There aren't any.

Remember where you are.
This is Eurodome.
Your voters are listening, and will take
the first man that screams.

Prepare!

Two men enter, one man leaves!
You know the law!
This is Eurodome!

[A violent fight ensues resulting in Mad Alex pinning down Schäuble]

Crowd Kill him!

Onlooker - No, no! Look at his face!
He's got the mind of a German.
It's not his fault.

Mad Alex - I'm sorry.

Schäuble -This wasn't part of the deal.

Mad Alex - Deal?! What do you mean, "deal”?

Europa - You must have tasted it.
It was in your hands.
You had it all!

Mad Alex What do you mean, "deal"?
No more Euro, This place... finished!

Europa -No, little man.
We've only just begun.
Do you think I don't know the law?
Wasn't it me who wrote it?
And this man has broken the law.
Right or wrong, we had a deal.
And the law says,
"Bust a deal, face the wheel."
Bust a deal and face the wheel.
All our lives hang by a thread.
Now we've got a man
waiting for sentence.
But ain't it the truth?
You take your chances with the law.
Justice is only a roll of the dice...
...a flip of the coin,
Fix lt.

Mad Alex - You run Eurotown.
You fix it.

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