The EU's final prayer
Our EU, that we’ll make heaven,
Callow is our name.
Though problems come.
Bugger all will be done
In Greece as it is in Berlin
Pay us this day our outstanding debt,
And forgive us our Tsipras’s
As we won’t forgive those who default against us,
And lead us not into temptation,
To take him outside and crush this weevil .
For this is our kingdom,
Our power, and our glory,
For ever and ever.