The iPhone6 Songs

The Apple woes don't seem to be letting up. I was just walking past an Apple store and I'm sure I heard this coming from the iPhone6 Stand.

(Apologies to Simple Minds for obliterating one of their best ever songs)




The iPhone6 Song -


Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ooh, oh

Won't you come and buy me?
I’m alone in the store you know it baby
I’ll sell you my dreams
Though I’m becoming a mess inside and out

Though IOS8 may turn your screen dark
Think of the upgrades we're working on
But slow change may pull us apart
When the light goes out in your heart, baby

Don't you forget about me
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't you forget about me

Don’t pick Samsung above me.
Look my way, please love me
But trust keeps falling, trust keeps falling
Down, down, down

Will you recognize me?
Call my name or walk on by
My stock keeps falling, stock keeps falling
Down, down, down, down

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Ooh, oh

Don't you try to pretend
I’m not the best, I'll win in the end
I'll try to stay flat and connect to your networks
Vanity and security.

Don't you forget about me
I’m stealing your data, you know it baby
Repair stores going to take me apart
Put my screen back together at last, baby

Don't you forget about me
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't you forget about me

As you walk on by
Will you call my name?
As you walk on by
Will you call my name?
When you walk away

Or will you walk away?
Will you walk on by?
Come on, call my name
Will you call my name?

iPhone, blah blah blah blah.
When you walk on by
And forget my name


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And to follow that, with gratitude to commenter 'C', The Outsiders and American Breed, I have lifted this from below -

Bend me, shape me.



You are all the mobile I need
And baby you know it
(Know it, know it, know it)
You can make this beggar a king
A clown or a poet
(Poet, poet, poet)
I'll give you all that I own
You got me standing in line
Out in the cold
Pay me some mind

Bend me, shape me
Anyway you want me
Long as you milk me
It's all right

Bend me, shape me
Anyway you want me
You got the power to turn off the light

Everybody tells me I'm wrong
To want you so badly
(Badly, badly, badly)
But there's a force driving me on
I follow it gladly
(Gladly, gladly, gladly)
So let them laugh I don't care
'Cause I got nothing to hide
All that I want is you by my side

Bend me, shape me
Anyway you want me
Long as you milk me
It's all right

Bend me, shape me
Anyway you want me
You got the power
To turn off the light

Yeah, bend me, shape me
Anyway you want me
Long as you milk me
It's all right

Bend me, shape me
Anyway you want me
You got the power
To turn off the light