"Stuck in the Middle" - North London remix

Stealers Wheel wrote 'Stuck in the middle with you'. Here's the North London luvvy remix "Stuck in the middle with no clue"




I live in North London, am arty and despite,
I’ve got a two mil house, I really hate the right
I’m on 250k a year yet have a socialist air
And right now I'm missing the days of the Blairs.

Corbyn to the left of me!
Boris to the right!
Here I am stuck in the middle with no clue.

Yes and now the Brexit voters want us out of EU,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do.
It's so hard to keep from losing face.
Keep writing to the Guardian, it’s the only place.

Corbyn to the left of me!
Boris to the right!
Here I am stuck in the middle with no clue.

Well I started off with nothing
Well, my mum was vegetarian
yeah
Now my friends at dinner parties say,
"oh darling, can’t you make it all go away?"
Please . . .
Please . . .

Trying to make some sense of it all
But I can see that it makes no sense at all.
Can I represent the shop floor
When I've a two mil house and I‘m definitely not poor?

Corbyn to the left of me!
Boris to the right!
Here I am stuck in the middle with no clue

Stuck in the middle
Stuck in the middle

Corbyn to the left of me!
Boris to the right!
Corbyn to the left of me!
Boris to the right! (Stuck in the middle)
Corbyn to the left of me!
Boris to the right! (Stuck in the middle)
Corbyn to the left of me!
Boris to the right! (uh-uh)
Corbyn to the left of me!
Boris to the right!
Here I am stuck in the middle with no clue.

Well I started off with nothing
well, no more than any Oxbridge man.
ah-ah yeah
Now my friends they all are tweeting,
"Please, we can't carry on this way'
Please . . .
Please . . .

Well I know the editor of ‘Newsnight'
Even he's got the feeling that something ain't right.
I'm so scared, about me they don't care,
Why can’t we just bring back the Blairs.

Corbyn to the left of me!
Boris to the right!
Here I am stuck in the middle with no clue.
Stuck in the middle with no clue (ah-yeah)
Stuck in the middle with no clue
Here I am!
Stuck in the middle with no clue
no clue, no clue, no clue ....