You have to wonder if Halford's (UK motoring accessory chain) knew what they were opening up when they started selling stick-on chrome car decals as individual letters. There is a book running on how long it will take this guy to spot the additional letters applied to his car last night under the cover of darkness. It is still running with the first 100 miles already clocked on the open road.
Offensive car warning - You will probably find this car very offensive.
I couldn't possibly condone such terrible behaviour but I wouldn't be surprised if Halford's suddenly see an increase in business. From now on make sure you check your rears regularly, especially after parties.